TheCreeperFairy

Once there was Japan and in this Japan was Mr. Gendo Ikari, who was the love-child of Alucard and the Major from Hellsing. Mr. Gendo enjoyed seeing little children in tight bodysuits and his fetish eventually led to the downfall of earth because he let children pilot ridiculously-amazing giant anorexic Gundams.   These children were woefully inept at piloting these robots because they spent all their time being angsty and depressed. Giant angels (aliens) decided to attack Earth just because they felt like it. The leader of the angels was Sparkles (Ramiel) who is a giant-ass shiny blue cube or rotating death that can change from at